A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her own shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Jim, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Jim says, “I’ll give you $800 if you drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands stark naked in front of Jim.
After taking in the sight for a few seconds, Jim hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Jim, the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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